Little Johnny Wanted To Scr*w A Girl.

This Will Blow Your Mind.

Little Johnny wanted to scr*w a girl in his class but she belonged to someone else.

One day Little Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said.

“I’ll give you a $1000 if you let me scr*w you.”

But the girl said “NO!”.

Little Johnny said,

“I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.”

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says

“Ask him for $2000, by the time you pick up the money he won’t even be able to get his pants down.”

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks

“What happened…?”

She said,

“THE [email protected] USED COINS!!!”

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