JokesMarriage Little Johnny Wanted To Play A Game. What Follows Next Is Hilarious. 5k Views Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next hour, sit on the front porch, count how many blue cars drive-by”. And he sent little Johnny off to the front porch with a lollipop and promptly went to the bedroom. “Dad! Bobby’s parents are having s*x!” Shouted Little Johnny. “How would you know that?” Shouted his dad from the bedroom. “He’s sitting on his front porch with a lollipop, counting blue cars!” Little Johnny shouted back. See more Previous joke A Couple Celebrating Their 30th Anniversary. Next joke A Lion Is Getting Up In Age.