JokesMarriage Little Johnny Talk With His Mom. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 8.1k Views “Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not!” answered his mother. “If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? what did he say?” “He said, ‘Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'” See more Previous joke An Old Farmer Paddy Had A Wife Who Nagged Him Unmercifully. Next joke A Doctor Is Sitting In His Office.