Little Johnny was sitting his 2nd grade class learning about sentence structure.
Little Johnny got the urge to relieve himself so he raised his hand and politely waited for the teacher to call on him.
“Yes Little Johnny?” the teacher asked.
“I need to take a piss” Little Johnny replied.
“The word is ‘urinate.’
Little Johnny, the word is ‘urinate,’ please use ‘urinate’ in a sentence” said the teacher.
Little Johnny thought for a minute then responded,
“Well Mrs. Teacher, urinate, but if your t!ts were any bigger you’d be a ten.”
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