JokesMarriage Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 3.4k Views Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.” Little Johnny replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.” The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?” Little Johnny answered, “No, he minded his own business!” See more Previous joke A Man Goes To The Psychiatrist. Next joke An Old Man’s Breakfast Adventure.