AnimalsJokes Little Johnny Sat On The Park Bench. What Follows Next Is Funny. 2.8k Views Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped Little Johnny’s fly. He went home and told his mother about it and she said, “Tell the little girl not to do that again because you have a mouse in your pants.” The following day Little Johnny was sitting there and Susie did the same thing again. As his mother told him, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Don’t do that because I have a mouse in my pants.” At that remark, Susie lifted her skirt and said, “Go get it, Pu$sy!” See more Previous joke Little Johnny Walks In To The Lounge. Next joke A Polar Bear Comes Home From School.