AnimalsJokes Little Johnny Is Playing Doctors. This Is Epic. Little Johnny is playing Doctors and Nurses with little Suzie, It’s little johnny’s turn and so he begins, He picks up his cat and rubs it all over Little Suzie and then says: “According to my cat scan, Your going to die soon!” Shocked, Little Suzie says “are you sure?” Little Johnny then gets his dog from outside and gets it to sniff little Suzie. Little johnny replied, “Lab results confirm my diagnostic!” See more Previous joke A Wise Old Man Was Sitting At The River Bank. Next joke The 80-Year-Old Man Sat Down.