A little Johnny and his mother were out and about.
The boy, out of the blue, asked his mother,
“Mommy, How old are you?”
The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.”
The Johnny then asked,
“Mommy, how much do you weigh?”
Her mother responded again,
“That’s another thing women don’t talk about. You’ll learn this, too, as you grow up.”
The Little Johnny, still wanting to know about his mother, fires off another question,
“Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
The mother, a little annoyed by the line of questioning, responded,
“Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don’t want to talk about it now.”
little Johnny, frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friend’s house to play.
he consults with her girlfriend about the conversation he had with his mother.
The girlfriend says,
“All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother’s driver’s license. It’s just like a report card from school. It tells you everything.
Later, the little J0hnny and his mother are out and about again.
The little Johnny starts off with,
“Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You’re 32 years old.”
The mother is very shocked.
She asks, “Sweetheart, how do you know that?”
The little Johnny shrugs and says, I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds.”
“Where did you learn that?”
The little Johnny says,
“I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an ‘F’ in s*x.”
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