Little Johnny Is Hearing His Parents Argue.

What Follows Next Is Hilarious.

One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting.

Later, he asked what “b*tch” and “[email protected]” mean.

They explained that they mean “lady” and “gentleman.”

The next day, he overheard his parents having s*x.

He later asked what “pen!s” and “[email protected]” mean.

His parents explained that they refer to “hats” and “coats.”

At supper the next day, Little Johnny’s mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled,

“Oh, f**k!” Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means “cut.”

A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner.

Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying,

“Hello, b*tches and bAstards! Hurry up with your pen!ses and [email protected] — we can’t wait to f**k the turkey!”

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