One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting.
Later, he asked what “b*tch” and “[email protected]” mean.
They explained that they mean “lady” and “gentleman.”
The next day, he overheard his parents having s*x.
He later asked what “pen!s” and “[email protected]” mean.
His parents explained that they refer to “hats” and “coats.”
At supper the next day, Little Johnny’s mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled,
“Oh, f**k!” Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means “cut.”
A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner.
Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying,
“Hello, b*tches and bAstards! Hurry up with your pen!ses and [email protected] — we can’t wait to f**k the turkey!”
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