One day Little Johnny has finally saved up enough money to get a motorcycle,
so he goes down to the dealer.
After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells Little Johnny about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust.
The dealer tells Little Johnny that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine.
Little Johnny happily pays for the bike and leaves.
A few months later, Little Johnny meets a woman and falls in love.
She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner.
Little Johnny readily accepts and the date is set.
At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parent’s house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
After a delicious dinner, everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes.
After a long fifteen minutes, Little Johnny decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family.
No one says a word.
Emboldened, Little Johnny slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her [email protected] Still, no one says a word.
Finally, Little Johnny throws her on the table and has s*x with her in front of everyone. No one says a word.
Now Little Johnny is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table.
They have even wildered s*x. Still, no one speaks.
By now, Little Johnny is thinking about what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance.
Little Johnny’s first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.