Little Johnny Fell In Love.

What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL.

Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father.

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!”

Father: “That’s a great son.

Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter”

Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.”

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later.

Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”

Father: “That’s a great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”

This went on a couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!”

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him He isn’t your father.”

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