JokesMarriage Little Johnny Excitedly Reports To His Miserly Father. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. Little Johnny excitedly reports to his miserly father… “Papa!” the johnny exclaims. “Instead of buying a bus ticket, I ran home behind the bus and saved a dollar!” The father immediately scold the child. “Spendthrift!” he screams. “You could have run home behind a taxi and saved twenty!” See more Previous joke Tom Tie The Knot With His Longtime Girlfriend. Next joke A Pig Walks Into A Bar And Orders Ten Beers.