Little Johnny Was In The Classroom One Day When The Teacher Came In And Said.

This Is Funny.

Little Johnny was in the classroom one day when the teacher came in and said…

Teacher: Ok class today we’re on the letter S! Does anyone have any S words?

Little Johnny raises his hand high. The teacher looks around the room for more hands. Sarah then raised her hand.

Teacher: Yes, Sarah?

Sarah: Super!

Teacher: Ok, can you use it in a sentence?

Sarah: The food I had for dinner last night was super good.

Teacher: That’s good. Anyone else?

The teacher looks around the room for more people.

Little Johnny is still raising his hand high. Luke then raises his hand.

Teacher: Yes Luke?

Luke: Songs!

Teacher: Very good Luke! Can you use it in a sentence?

Luke: I like to sing songs in the car!

Teacher: Very good! You also used sing, which is another S word! Anyone else?

Little Johnny is still raising his hand. The teacher is hesitant to call on Little Johnny, but she does since it would be unfair.

Teacher: Yes Johnny?

Little Johnny: Stinky!

The teacher is surprised by Little Johnny’s answer.

Teacher: Good Johnny! Can you use it in a sentence?

Little Johnny: The big a$s sh!t I took in my pants is really f*cking stinky!

If you liked this, please share by using the share button below.