Little Johnny Was Caught Swearing.

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.

“Johnny,” she said,

“you shouldn’t use that kind of language. It’s disgusting. Where did you hear it?”

“My daddy said it,” Johnny responded.

“Well, that doesn’t matter,” she explained,

“you don’t know what it means.”

“Yes I do.” Johnny corrected.

“It means the car won’t start.”