JokesMarriage A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care. This Is Hilarious. A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies and Daddies?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my feelings?” said the bewildered boy. “I have no idea what that means.” The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.” See more Previous joke A Bitter Divorce, After Four Years Of Marriage. Next joke An Old Man On Crowded Bus.