AnimalsJokes A Little Girl Goes To A Pet Shop. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 8.9k Views A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks “Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?” The shop keepers heart melts. He gets down on his knees so that he is on her level and says, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy, bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there..?” The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers . . . “I dont wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc. See more Previous joke Two Guys Are Walking In The Woods. Next joke Three House Pets- A Golden Retriever, A Parakeet, And A Cat.