AnimalsJokes The Lion Married Off A Child. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 9.5k Views The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals to the wedding. On a very special night, a mouse walks up to the lion and says, “Congratulations brother!” The lion looks at the mouse and says, “Thanks, but since when am I your brother?” The mouse replied, “Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married.” See more Previous joke A Priest Congratulates The Elderly Married Couple. Next joke The Little Mouse Was Trapped In The Corner.