AnimalsJokes A Lion Goes Into A Restaurant. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 3k Views A lion goes into a restaurant He sits down and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over. “What would you like to drink, sir?” Asked the waiter. “A glass of the house wine please.” The lion responds. “Excellent choice sir! Might I recommend the Salmon for the starter?” “Sounds delicious!” “And what can I get you for your main?” “Oh, just a comb.” See more Previous joke When This Jockey Gets A New Horse. Next joke A Lady Fixed Her Husband A Special Meal For His Birthday.