AnimalsJokes A Lion Notices A Monkey By A River. What Follows Next Is Funny. A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it under water, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, repeats. Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence. “Hey, monkey” “Hey, lion” “What in the world are you doing?” “Ten bucks and I will explain” The lion pays her. “Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water” “damnn, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!” “Sure, I’m an idiot, but I’m making $40 an hour.” See more Previous joke A Monkey Enters A Bar And Orders A Coke. Next joke The Wife Calls Her Husband.