AnimalsJokes A Lion Goes Into A Restaurant. This Will Blow Your Mind. A lion goes into a restaurant and asks to see the menu. After perusing it for a short while, he says to the waiter, “To start with, I’ll have the garlic mushrooms please.” The waiter then asks, ? “And for your main ?” “Just a comb will do thanks” See more Previous joke A Lady Was Walking Down The street. Next joke A Three-Year-Old Boy Little Johnny Went With His Dad.