AnimalsJokes A Lion Gets Bored Of Eating Antelope. This Is Funny. A lion gets bored of eating antelope… So he decides to have bird for dinner. He dons a hippopotamus outfit and walks towards an eagle inside a group of hippos. As he gets closer, the bird spots him and flies away. Undaunted, the lion puts on a zebra costume the next day, and walks towards the bird among a group of zebras. Once again, he’s spotted and the bird flies away. On the third day, the lion wears a wildebeest outfit among a herd of wildebeests, but again the bird spots him and flies into a tree as he approaches. Utterly frustrated, the lion growls, how can you tell it’s me every single time?! The eagle says, “I thought by now you’d realize, there ain’t no way to hide your lion eyes.” See more Previous joke A Family Of Mice Were Out Walking. Next joke An Elderly Man Went To The Doctors.