One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given.
Mrs. Johnson had said, “Thank you very much but what is it?”
The lady said, “It is a [email protected] ham.”
Mrs. Johnson looked shocked and said,
“Don’t speak that way to me, don’t you know that I am the preacher’s wife!”
The lady said, “Yes, yes I know, but that is the brand name of the ham!”
Mrs. Johnson said, “ooh I see well thank you” and the lady left.
Later that night when Mrs Johnson was cooking dinner the preacher came into the kitchen and said, “Mmmm! That smells really good! What is it?”
Mrs. Johnson said,” Well that’s your dinner tonight, some [email protected] Ham”
The preacher was shocked and said,
“Don’t speak to me that way! Don’t you know who I am?”
Mrs Johnson said, “Yes, yes! I know who you are! It is just the brand name!”
The preacher said, “Oh! I see! Well, it smells great!”
That night when dinner was ready she had set it out on the table.
The corn, mashed potatoes, rolls, and ham!
When the family sat down they said their prayers and began to eat.
The preacher said to his wife,
“Could you please pass me some of that [email protected] ham?”
The wife said “sure”.
Then little Johnny said,
“Alright, dad! While you’re at it can you pass me the f*cking mashed potatoes!”
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