Johnny is a young boy, just potty trained.
When he goes to the bathroom though, he hits everything but the toilet.
So mom has to go in and clean up after him.
After two weeks, she has had enough and takes Johnny to the Doctor.
After the examination, the Dr. says, his pen!s is too small.
An old wives’ tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and it will grow so he can hold it and aim straight.
Next morning Johnny jumps out of bed and runs down to the kitchen.
There on the table are 12 slices of toast.
MOM, Johnny yells, the Doc said I only had to eat 2 slices.
I KNOW, says Mom, the other 10 are for your DAD.
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