JokesMarriage Little Johnny Is Writing A Paper On Childbirth. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 2.6k Views Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says the Little Johnny. “Well, how were you and Daddy born?” “Um, well, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.” Little Johnny begins his paper, “This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.” See more Previous joke An Elephant And A Crocodile Were Swimming In The Jungle. Next joke The Young Male Racehorse Came From A Long Line.