AnimalsJokes Johnny, His Uncle, And A Cat On A Farm. This Will Blow Your Mind. 13.7k Views The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm. So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have to move for a while. He’s going out on a business trip and his mother is in hospital for a car accident, so Little Johnny has to stay with his uncle for a while. His uncle is a farmer, and so Little Johnny arrives on the farm. He’s only allowed to bring what he can carry, as well as his pet cat. So, he meets with his uncle and despite being a rather harsh man due to his work, he’s well-meaning. Not to mention, he seems to be quite a fan of cats ever since his wife met an unfortunate end at the hoof of one of the farm’s horses. So the Little Johnny is going to bed, and he lets the cat out for the night. A few hours later, he wakes to the sound of screaming. He comes outside and his uncle is running about absolutely swamped in baby chicks and kittens. They seemed to have just sprung up overnight. He’s trying to herd them all into a small, boxed off area but it’s so damn difficult while trying not to hurt them. The Little Johnny, naturally confused, asks what happened. The farmer replies “Your cat got into the chicken’s roost”, to which Little Johnny replies “Yea, so what?”. His uncle promptly shoots back, “haven’t your parents told you what happens when you leave a pu$sy and a c0ck alone in a house overnight?” See more Previous joke The Family Was At The Dining Table. Next joke A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.