A nude guy, ( Little Johnny) was sunbathing at the beach.
A little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper:
The little girl asks.
”What’s under there?”
“A bird”, johnny replied.
The girl goes away and johnny later fell asleep.
When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital bed, and he was in a great pain.
A doctor came up to his bed and asks.
Johnny answered. ”I don’t know. I was at the beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl.”
So the doctor tells the Police and they went to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they got there, they saw the little girl Johnny talked about.
So they asked her if she saw anything that happened to Johnny.
” Just that when he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so I got angry and broke its neck, burnt its nest and smashed both its eggs.”
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