AnimalsJokes Johnny Was Sitting On The Curb. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 6.4k Views Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with his dog, A policeman walked up and said “son I think your dog is in heat.” Johnny said no she’s got plenty of shade. The policeman said in other words your dog needs bread, johnny said no she is not hungry, I just fed her this morning. A little frustrated, the policeman said son you dog needs f*cked! Little Johnny said, “well go ahead and f*ck her, I always wanted a police dog!” See more Previous joke Johnny And His Sister Had Been Fighting A Lot. Next joke Many Animals Died Because Of The Cold.