AnimalsJokes Johnny Is Walking A Sheep. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 9.1k Views Lil Johnny is walking a sheep through the town. The Mayor stops and asks Lil Johnny what he is doing. “Silly Billy has a boy sheep and I’m taking our girl sheep to his ranch to get her pregnant,” replies Johnny. The mayor thinks this is a bad idea and tells Lil Johnny that this is a job his father would be better off doing. “Nah,” Lil Johnny says, “I’ve seen dad trying quite a few times and our sheep hasn’t got pregnant yet.” See more Previous joke A Vacuum Salesman Appeared At The Door. Next joke The Elderly Women Judy Got Married.