A little Johnny gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver.
The Little Johnny keeps repeatedly saying,
” If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf.…”
“If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I’d be a little chick.
“If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I’d be a little deer.
“If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I’d be a little duckling.”
The bus annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy saying,
“What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
The Little Johnny responds,
“Then I’d be a bus driver.”
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