Johnny Was Attending His First Wedding.

A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his cousin asked him,

“How many women can a man marry?”

“Sixteen,” the Johnny responded.

His cousin was amazed that he came up with an answer so quickly.

“What makes you say that?”

“Easy,” the little boy said.

“All you have to do is add it up, like the vicar said: ‘Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.'”