Jim has Chihuahua and Bill has a German Shepherd.
These two guys go for a walk with their dogs every Saturday evening.
One Saturday, as they were passing a popular bar, Bill asked Jim if he wanted to go get a drink.
Jim replied,
“Um Bill we have dogs lol we can’t go in there fam.”
To this, Bill merely smirked and walked towards the entrance, mumbling something under his breath probably along the lines of “challenge accepted.”
Before he went through the door, however, he reached into his pocket and pulled out his handy dandy pair of genuine sunglasses.
Then as he and his German Shepherd walked in, he pretended to be blind.
No questions asked.
Jim would not be outsmarted by Bill.
An age-old rivalry rekindled, Jim, pulled out his own pair of handy dandy genuine sunglasses and walked into the bar with his little Chihuahua Pedro leading the way.
As he walks in he pretends to be blind just like Bill but the bartender yells at him,
“HEY! Get outta here man, we don’t allow dogs in this place!”
“What do you mean, this is my seeing-eye dog! He legally goes with me where ever I go,” Jim cleverly countered.
“Man, that’s not a seeing-eye dog, that’s a Chihuahua. ROTFL.”
The bartender laughs. Loudly.
Jim let go of an exclamation of pure surprise.
“What?!? A Chihuahua? They gave me a CHIHUAHUA??”
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