JokesMarriage A Husband and Wife Talking. What Follows Next Will Make You GO ROFL. 8.1k Views WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a Long face? HUSBAND: Had a terríble day, I lost all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: Bloód of Jesus! What háppened? HUSBAND: There was a Fíre óut break dówn the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a píty! Darling, I thank God for keeping You Alíve.🙏 How did you make it out my dear? HUSBAND: Dárling, it was God’s Wórk. My stómach was upsétting me so, I took a bréak to eáse myself in the toílet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us??!!😢; I feel so much píty for their families, how are they going to survive now? HUSBAND: My dear it’s a píty, but the UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each. WIFE: What? !!!! Ten míllion what? Chai!! Honey, you didn’t do well oo, why are you always ábsent when God wants to bléss us? See more Previous joke An Old Prospector Shuffled Into The Town. Next joke Little Johnny Asks His Father.