JokesMarriage A Husband And Wife Were Dining At A 5-Star Restaurant. This Is Funny. 3.3k Views A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!” Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook…” See more Previous joke An Elephant Drinking From A Stream Spots. Next joke Little Johnny Was Sitting In Class.