JokesMarriage Husband & Wife Had A Fight. What Happened Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. Husband & Wife had a Fight. Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options….. Either I should give him a burger or a ki$$. Husband: I am sure youu must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am…….McDonalds ?!! See more Previous joke Billy Called The Johnny. Next joke The Boss Dialed His Employee’s Phone Number.