A Husband Went To The Police Station To File A “Missing Person” Report For His Missing Wife

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A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:

Husband : – I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.

Inspector : – What is her height?

Husband : – Average, I guess.

Inspector : – Slim or healthy?.

Husband : – Not slim, but probably healthy.

Inspector : – Color of eyes?

Husband : – Never noticed.

Inspector : – Color of hair?

Husband : – Changes according to season.

Inspector : – What was she wearing?

Husband : – Not sure, either a dress or a suit.

Inspector : – Was she driving?

Husband : – Yes.

Inspector : – Color of the car?

Husband : – Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… and then the husband started crying…

Inspector : – Don’t worry sir,…We will find your car.

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