JokesMarriage A Husband Said To His Wife. This Is Hilarious. 5.5k Views Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again, the next day, he says the same thing: “Today is a fine day.” Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband: “Since last week, you have been saying ‘Today is a fine day.’ I am fed up. What’s the matter?” Husband: “Last week when we had an argument, you said: ‘I will leave you one fine day.’ I was just trying to remind you.” See more Previous joke A Man’s Wife Was Lying In Bed Crying. Next joke A Class Of Third-Graders Was Taking A Field Trip.