JokesMarriage Husband Reported Wife Missing. This Is Hilarious. After a few months of marriage, husband reported wife Missing. Police found her, but she refused to come back. “We met while playing mixed doubles tennis,” she said. “When we married we planned to have 2 boys and 2 girls, to form our own mixed doubles. Now my husband is bored with tennis and mad about football. There are 11 boys in a soccer team and I’m worried.” See more Previous joke A Millionaire, Who Collected Live Alligators. Next joke Johnny Comes Home.