A husband had to leave his wife for 3 months while he attended business in Africa.
To prevent her loneliness and to lower the temptations of her being unfaithful he gave his wife a magic dildo before he left.
The reason it was called a magic dildo was because no matter where the wife was all she would have to do is say,
“magic dildo” and then the place she wanted the magic dildo to be and it would appear there.
Well a week after her husband left the wife decided to give the magic dildo a try.
She left it in the garage and then went up into her bed and said,
“magic dildo, vagina.” Instantly it appeared where it was called and satisfied the wife.
The wife was very excited about her magic dildo and started to use it every where. S
he called to it at work when no one was looking, in the wooded part of the park, at the movie theater, when she was dancing, everywhere.
No matter where she was it would appear and make her squirm with pleasure. One day on her way to work the wife hit bad traffic.
She looked up ahead and saw there was an accident and realized it would be a while and decided to call the magic dildo.
The wife was feeling really confident and called out “magic dildo, vagina.”
She became overwhelmed and hit the accelerator slamming into the car in front of her.
As it turned out that car was a cop.
The cop came up to the car seeing the woman squirming and suspected she was on drugs.
“Get out of the car now and put your hands on the hood!”
The wife tried to comply but ended up just falling to the pavement.
The officer was quite alright and asked the wife what she was on.
The wife told him “Officer I’m not on any drugs, my husband gave me a magic dildo and its causing me to loose control!”
The officer, not buying it, simply replied “Magic dildo, my a*s.”
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