AnimalsJokes The Husband Comes Home And Worried Because He Has A Scratch On His Chest. This Is Super Funny. 10.3k Views The husband comes home and is worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door sees the cat asleep on the couch and gives him a tremendous kick. The cat “screams” a loud meow and runs out the door. The wife comes into the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied: This cat seems crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest. Look at that hell of a scratch! The woman replied: You did very well, today this f*cker has bitten my a$s and gave me one hell of a hickey on my neck. See more Previous joke A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus. Next joke A Wife And Her Husband Were Having A Dinner Party.