JokesMarriage Husband Comes Home Drunk. This Will Make You Go ROFL. 8.9k Views Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor: His wife pulls him up and cleans everything. The next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He prays that they would not have a fight. He finds a note near the table… “Honey, your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries, I’ll come running back to you, my love. I love you.” He gets surprised and asks his son. “What happened last night?” His son said. “When Mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you were dead drunk and you said….. ‘Hey, Lady! Leave Me Alone…I’m Married!'” See more Previous joke Johnny Is A Junior Reporter. Next joke A Farmer Had Five Female Pigs.