A horse walks into a bar.
He walks up to the bartender and says “Give me a beer.”
The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner.
“Hey boss,” he says, “there’s a horse in the bar asking for a beer.”
The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies “Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don’t know the price of beer.”
So the bartender heads back out front and hands a beer to the horse.
“You know,” says the barkeep, “we don’t get many horses around here.”
To which the horse replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
If you liked this, please share by using the share button below.