Harvey’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day.
He loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.
In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss but has a heavy German accent asks Harvey,
“Vat sims to be ze problem?”
“I’m not sure, but it doesn’t go ‘tick- tock-tick-tock’ anymore. Now it just goes ‘tick…tick…tick.'”
The old man says,
And steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit.
He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over to the grandfather clock.
He turns the flashlight on and shines it directly into the clocks face.
Then he says in a menacing voice,
“Ve haf vays of making you tock!”
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