AnimalsJokes A Guy Walks Up To A Caretaker In A Dog Shelter. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A guy walks up to a caretaker in a dog shelter: “I’d like to adopt a dog. Do you have one that’s really loyal?” The caretaker nods, “Absolutely, you should take Danny over there.” The man is pleased, “Excellent. And you’re sure he’s really loyal?” “Ah, you won’t find a dog more loyal than that. I placed him 5 times these past few months and he’s always come back!” See more Previous joke Two Teenager Meet After School. Next joke Two Pigeons Are Sitting On A Roof.