A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says:
“Looks like you are having a bad day.”
The guy says:
Am I ever! I woke up late for work.
On my way to work, I got in an accident.
When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me.
To top it off, I came home to my wife screwing my best friend.”
The bartender says:
“What did you say to your wife?”
The guy says:
“I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again.”
The bartender says,:
“What did you say to your best friend?”
The guy says:
“BAD DOG!”
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