A guy walked into the Centrelink office to pick up his cheque.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
“Hi. You know…., I just HATE drawing Benefit. I’d really rather have a job.”
An old man who is the social worker behind the counter said,
“Your timing is excellent..We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her s*xual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong s*x drive.”
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,
“You’re bullshitt!n’ me!”
The Old man said,
“Yeah, well … You started it.”
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