JokesMarriage A Guy Takes His Wife To A Golf Course. This Will Blow Your Mind. A guy takes his wife to a golf course for the first time. They stand on the first tee, a short par 3, and points to the on the green. “See that flag” That’s where you want to hit your ball. So she takes a couple of practice swings, then steps up to the ball and knocks it right onto the green, two feet from the flag. The husband says, “Wow! That’s a great shot, congratulations!” She says,? “Does that mean I win?” He says, “No, you still have to putt the ball into the little cup at the bottom of the flag stick.” She says, “Oh, great. NOW you tell me.” See more Previous joke A Policeman Caught A Mischievous Little Boy. Next joke Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor.