A Guy Takes His Wife To A Golf Course.

A guy takes his wife to a golf course for the first time.

They stand on the first tee, a short par 3, and points to the on the green.

“See that flag” That’s where you want to hit your ball.

So she takes a couple of practice swings, then steps up to the ball and knocks it right onto the green, two feet from the flag.

The husband says,

“Wow! That’s a great shot, congratulations!”

She says,?

“Does that mean I win?” He says,

“No, you still have to putt the ball into the little cup at the bottom of the flag stick.”

She says,

“Oh, great. NOW you tell me.”