A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane.
Being bored, he turned to the girl and said,
“Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy,
“What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the guy. “How about nuclear power?”
“OK,” she said.
“That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff… grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?”
The guy thought about it and said,
“Hmm, I have no idea.”
To which the girl replied,
“Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know s**t?”
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