AnimalsJokes A Guy Brings His Pet Gorilla To The Country Club. This Is Epic. A guy brings his pet gorilla to the Country Club…. “I’ll bet anyone here, any amount, my gorilla can beat you in golf” he says. “I’ll take that bet” said the club pro. “Nine holes, $1000 a hole”. “You’re on!” says Gorilla guy. First hole is a 400 yard par four. The guy tee’s up the ball. The gorilla walks up and puts it right on the green with his first shot. The pro can’t believe it, and begins to get nervous. “Look”, he says, “can we just settle for, say, $5000?” “Wise move” replied gorilla guy. The pro pays up. Then, the pro asks “Tell me, how does that gorilla put?” “Just like he drives” See more Previous joke A Husband And Wife Were Grocery Shopping . Next joke A New Retirement Home Opened Up In The Community.