A guy applies for a job at the zoo.
The head keeper of the zoo said,
“Your job will be to clean out the elephant cage. But, I have to warn you it’s mating season and they will jump on just about anything.”
“Don’t worry,” the guy replied, “I’ve worked with elephants before.”
Half way through his first day he goes running in to the head keeper’s office screaming,
“I quit, one of those elephants cornered me and now my a$shole is the size of a basketball.”
“That can’t be true,” replied the head keeper,
“if you worked with elephants before you know their pen!ses are about as round as a grapefruit.”
“I know, I know,” the guy screams, “but, he fingered me first!”
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