A Frog Walks In A Bank And Ask For A Loan.
So once upon a time, there was a frog. This frog wishes to vacation to the Bahamas, so he goes to the bank to take out a loan.
He walks up to the teller’s desk, noticing her name was Paddy Whack.
He asks her: “Um excuse me ma’am, I’d like to take out a loan” the teller looks up from her desk and says: Name please.”
“Kermit,” the frog said. “Kermit Jagger. My dad’s Mick Jagger.”
Paddy then asks “Do you have collateral?”
The frog then hands her a small porcelain platypus.
Paddy goes to her manager’s office and tells him about the frog and the loan, and his collateral.
The manager replies, it’s a knick-knack, Paddy Whack, give the frog a Loan! His old man’s a rolling stone!”